As I was a-walking all by the seaside All on the shore and over strand I met with a body washed up by the tide All on the shore, a long time ago I took him to southreps the place he was born... And straight way to northreps the place he was known... I emptied his bowels and pulled out his feet... And garnished him over with parsley so sweet... I pulled out his toenails and likewise his teeth... And sent them to napton wrapped up in a leaf... I poked out his eyes with a rusty old nail... And emptied his giblets out into a pail... I cut off his legs and likewise his arms... And then I chopped off all his masculine charms... I pulled out his liver, his kidneys as well... Because he was dead! As best I could tell...