We had some chickens _ no eggs would they lay (x2) So I said honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money; no eggs would they lay One day a rooster crept into our yard And caught those chickens right off of their guard They're laying eggs now just like they used to Ever since that rooster crept into our yard. We had some moo-cows _ no milk would they give (x2) So, I said honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money; no milk would they give One day a rooster crept into our yard And caught those moo-cows right off of their guard They're giving egg nog instead of milk now Ever since that rooster crept into our yard. We had some elephants _ no tusks would they grow (x2) So I said honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money; no tusks would they grow One day a rooster crept into our yard And caught those elephants right off of their guard They're laying eggs now of solid ivory Ever since that rooster crept into our yard. We had a tractor _ it just wouldn't go (x2) So I said honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money; it just wouldn't go One day a rooster crept into our yard And caught that tractor right off of its guard Now it goes EGGsactly just like it used to Ever since that rooster crept into our yard. We had some scientists _ they just wouldn't work (x2) So I said honey, this sure ain't funny We're losing money; they just wouldn't work One day a rooster crept into our yard And caught those scientists right off of their guard They're doing EGGsperiments just like they used to Ever since that rooster crept into our yard.