Oh Lord, won’t you buy a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends Oh Lord, won’t you buy a Mercedes-Benz? O Lord, won’t you buy me a colour TV? Dialing for Dollars is trying to find me I’ll wait for delivery each day until three O Lord, won’t you buy me a colour TV? Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town? I’m countin’ on you, Lord, please don’t let me down Prove that you love me and buy the next round Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town? Oh Lord, won’t you buy a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends Oh Lord, won’t you buy a Mercedes-Benz?