Humpty Dumpty Rap

Humpty Dumpty Rap

     Hump-ty dump, hump hump de dump-ty dump-ty
     Hump-ty dump, hump hump de dump-ty dump-ty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men said
OOH AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his pudding and pie
He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum and said:
OOH AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her and said:
OOH AIN’T THAT FUNKY NOW

Jack Hartmann, 2015