My girl’s a corker, she’s a New Yorker I’d give her anything to keep her in style She’s got a pair of feet, just like two plates of meat Yes sir, that how the money goes, Ta, ra, ra Umpah, umpah, umpah-pah Stick it up your jumpah-pah She’s got a pair of legs just like two whisky kegs She’s got a pair of hips just like two battleships She’s got a pair of arms just like two waving palms She’s got a pair of eyes just like two custard pies She’s got a nose just like a garden hose She’s got a mop of hair just like a grizzly bear My girl’s a corker, she’s a New Yorker I’d give her anything to keep her in style She wears silk underwear, I wear my latest pair Yes sir, that how the money goes, Ta, ra, ra..