Morphine Bill and Cocaine Sue Were walking down 5th Avenue Singing honey have a (sniff) have a (sniff) on me Honey have a (sniff) on me They came to a drugstore painted green The sign outside said “No Morphine” They came to a drugstore finished in oak The sign outside said “No More Coke” They came to a drugstore painted red The sign outside said “We’re All Dead” They came to a drugstore painted blue The sign outside said “We’re Dead Too” So in the river, side by side They both committed suicide And in the graveyard on the hill Lies the body of Morphine Bill And in the graveyard on the side Lies the body of his Cocaine Bride The moral of this story goes There ain’t no good in sniffing snow