A long time ago, when the Earth was green There was more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen They’d run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born The loveliest of all was the unicorn The Lord seen some sinning and it gave him pain And he said, “Stand back, I’m going to make it rain” He said, “Hey, Brother Noah, I’ll tell you what to do I want you to build me a floating zoo” And take two green alligators and a couple of geese Two humpty backed camels and two chimpanzees Two cats, two rats, two elephants, but sure as you’re born Noah, don’t you forget my unicorns Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished making the ark just as the rain started to fall He marched the animals two by two And he called out as they came through Hey Lord, I’ve got two green alligators, a couple of geese Two humpty backed camels and two chimpanzees Two cats, two rats, two elephants, but Lord, I’m so forlorn I just can’t find no unicorns And Noah looked out through the driving rain Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling Oh, them foolish unicorns There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born The loveliest of all was the unicorn Then the ducks started duckin’ and the snakes started snakin’ And the elephants started elephantin’ and the boat started shakin’ The mice started squeakin’ and the lions started roarin’ And everyone’s aboard but them unicorns I mean the green alligators and long-necked geese The humpty backed camels and the chimpanzees Noah cried, “Close the door because the rain is falling And we just can’t wait for no unicorns” The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried And the waters came down and sort of floated them away That’s why you never see unicorns to this very day You’ll see a lot of alligators and a whole mess of geese You’ll see humpty backed camels and chimpanzees You’ll see cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you’re born You’re never gonna see no unicorn